Monday, December 31, 2007

Don't Crack Your Melon!

Hey, if you are going to be partying tonight; don't drink and ride! Also, if you are planning to really party (like where the bed is spinning, but you're not even in bed), wear your helmet. You might not look sexy, but when you fall and hit your head on the coffee table no one will see your brain!!

Besides, if your date doesn't understand your need to wear your helmet to a party, she might not be the one you want to spend 2008 with anyway!!

What if a ride breaks out at the party??

Big Mel

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