Monday, July 26, 2010

Big Mel's Top 10 Biking Pick-up Lines

Okay, so I'm happily married and not looking to meet members of the opposite sex when biking, BUT many of you are out there looking for the right person to ride into the sunset with. With that in mind, I am happy to share my Top 10 Biking Pick-up Lines:

#10 ... "You have a rockin' saddle bag!"
#9 ... "Can I ride in your draft slip?"
#8 ... "My bike only has one seat, but I'll make room for you!"
#7 ... "Do you prefer power bar or jell-shot?"
#6 ... "You send my heart rate monitor into the red!"
#5 ... "That's not a spoke wrench in my shorts!"
#4 ... "Do you want me to help determine your VO2max?"
#3 ... "Who applies your chamois butter?"
#2 ... "Do you want to see my Chamois Monkey?"

And Big Mel's #1 Biking Pick-up Line ...

#1 ... "Nice Knobbies!"

Results may vary ... use at your own risk!

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